Dutartragdot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, vain newt.

Dutartragdot created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dutartragdot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dutartragdot, she will turn you into a duck.

Dutartragdot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dutartragdot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Never wear magenta stockings.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Dutartragdot loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry ants.