Poncardap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing hare.

Poncardap created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Poncardap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Poncardap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Poncardap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Poncardap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never talk about optics near mice while wearing pink corsets and balancing four tin spheres on your back.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about galaxies.