Dibhigdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate hummingbird.

Dibhigdit created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhigdit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibhigdit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dibhigdit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dibhigdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing black hats and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
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