Jenhadwodgov is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic fairy.

Jenhadwodgov created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenhadwodgov, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jenhadwodgov, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Jenhadwodgov's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jenhadwodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before touching tin.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Jenhadwodgov on top of all buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jenhadwodgov.

4. Never feed lots of onions to cats while wearing fawn dresses.

5. Never wear violet jumpers.