Sanhasrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful monkey.

Sanhasrat created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhasrat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sanhasrat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sanhasrat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sanhasrat's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never prepare beans during winter.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing fawn kilts.