Kin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, conceited yak.

Kin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your neck violet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kin.

5. Never look in ponds.