Xencethab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous cat.

Xencethab created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xencethab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xencethab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xencethab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xencethab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.