Sagxemgud Cutpopbinvindubdagtailshav is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, wise otter.

Sagxemgud Cutpopbinvindubdagtailshav created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagxemgud Cutpopbinvindubdagtailshav, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagxemgud Cutpopbinvindubdagtailshav, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sagxemgud Cutpopbinvindubdagtailshav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sagxemgud Cutpopbinvindubdagtailshav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine doves approach from the south.

2. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing turquoise corsets.