Bestdibjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable hyena.

Bestdibjarn created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestdibjarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestdibjarn, it will be very sad.

Bestdibjarn's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bestdibjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always obey Bestdibjarn's priests.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never sprint in holy places.