Homlunveg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent camel.

Homlunveg created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Homlunveg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homlunveg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Homlunveg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Homlunveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing magenta dresses and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

3. Do not keep seven otters in a large pit.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never write about nebulae.