Cidsagcut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate human.

Cidsagcut created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidsagcut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidsagcut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cidsagcut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cidsagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Never leap near voles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt mice.