Gofhomzak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind cobra.

Gofhomzak created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhomzak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gofhomzak, she will destroy your home planet.

Gofhomzak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gofhomzak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofhomzak.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with mauve.

4. Never eat bananas on days of mourning.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gofhomzak.