Dobjamkam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing fish.

Dobjamkam created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobjamkam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobjamkam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dobjamkam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dobjamkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with orange.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never talk about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing turquoise corsets.

5. Always take life seriously.