Flypondaptifjaddubcad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous faun.

Flypondaptifjaddubcad created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flypondaptifjaddubcad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flypondaptifjaddubcad, it will turn you into a worm.

Flypondaptifjaddubcad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flypondaptifjaddubcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flypondaptifjaddubcad.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about wheat.