Ominkimvag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever dragonfly.

Ominkimvag created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominkimvag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ominkimvag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ominkimvag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ominkimvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple hats on sacred days.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.