Tingebtin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, staggering goose.

Tingebtin created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tingebtin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tingebtin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tingebtin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tingebtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo scarves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tingebtin.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tingebtin in the centre of the settlement.