Teentettiyog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful crocodile.

Teentettiyog created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teentettiyog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Teentettiyog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Teentettiyog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Teentettiyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Teentettiyog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never eat melons.