Nigbetzod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident newt.

Nigbetzod created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigbetzod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigbetzod, he will cry a lot.

Nigbetzod's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nigbetzod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Nigbetzod on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.