Tagnellgebham is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane dove.

Tagnellgebham created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tagnellgebham, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tagnellgebham, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tagnellgebham's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tagnellgebham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray snakes for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Heed all signs.