Fobjinbomart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring ferret.

Fobjinbomart created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobjinbomart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fobjinbomart, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fobjinbomart's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fobjinbomart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear violet scarves.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.