Wigdobnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent crocodile.

Wigdobnarl created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdobnarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wigdobnarl, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wigdobnarl's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wigdobnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to doves while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.