Negtafnart Popvonkhad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless hyena.

Negtafnart Popvonkhad created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negtafnart Popvonkhad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negtafnart Popvonkhad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Negtafnart Popvonkhad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Negtafnart Popvonkhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

5. Do not covet oxen.