Teenbissdid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing fox.

Teenbissdid created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenbissdid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenbissdid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Teenbissdid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Teenbissdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not record names concerning stars.