Zodnurlsom Bodpiglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless wyrm.

Zodnurlsom Bodpiglarn created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnurlsom Bodpiglarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodnurlsom Bodpiglarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodnurlsom Bodpiglarn's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zodnurlsom Bodpiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.