Tikponmap is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, generous
dog.
Tikponmap created carbon four years ago.
If you believe in
Tikponmap, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tikponmap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Tikponmap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Tikponmap's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always obey Tikponmap's priests.
4. Always look after injured cats.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.