Bogkomwit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable hummingbird.

Bogkomwit created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkomwit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogkomwit, she will turn you into a rock.

Bogkomwit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bogkomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Run away if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.