Tunkipbagnurlsug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart bee.

Tunkipbagnurlsug created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tunkipbagnurlsug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunkipbagnurlsug, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tunkipbagnurlsug's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tunkipbagnurlsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Tunkipbagnurlsug on top of important buildings.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.