Gessrulhin Ontstering is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish
cobra.
Gessrulhin Ontstering created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gessrulhin Ontstering, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gessrulhin Ontstering, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Gessrulhin Ontstering's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Gessrulhin Ontstering's Holy Commandments1. Put Gessrulhin Ontstering first in all things.
2. Erect five tin sculptures of Gessrulhin Ontstering on top of important buildings.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not kill swans.