Weejapbit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil donkey.

Weejapbit created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weejapbit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weejapbit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Weejapbit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Weejapbit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Never wear coats.