Cemgenflishab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust duck.

Cemgenflishab created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemgenflishab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cemgenflishab, it will turn you into a slug.

Cemgenflishab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cemgenflishab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Always wash your face before prayer.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.