Rillvog is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, charitable
elephant.
Rillvog created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillvog, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rillvog, she will torture you forever.
Rillvog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Rillvog's Holy Commandments1. Do not chant in public.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Run away if three shrews approach from the north.
5. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing yellow shirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.