Rillvog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable elephant.

Rillvog created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rillvog, she will torture you forever.

Rillvog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rillvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the north.

5. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing yellow shirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.