Gemfarfad is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless
grasshopper.
Gemfarfad created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Gemfarfad, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Gemfarfad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Gemfarfad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Gemfarfad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chromosomes.
2. You must love Gemfarfad.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never think ill of sick seals.