Flamdoglit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent meerkat.

Flamdoglit created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Flamdoglit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flamdoglit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flamdoglit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flamdoglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. You must pray to Flamdoglit four times a day.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing red trousers.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.