Cam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust salamander.

Cam created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cam, she will be very unhappy.

Cam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

3. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing rings.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing white shorts and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.