Voghudgen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable goat.

Voghudgen created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voghudgen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Voghudgen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Voghudgen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Voghudgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.