Rullsigmid is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing
shark.
Rullsigmid created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullsigmid, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Rullsigmid, he will have a low opinion of you.
Rullsigmid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Rullsigmid's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair mauve.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the north.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.