Mifflabcid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent skunk.

Mifflabcid created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifflabcid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifflabcid, it will not care at all.

Mifflabcid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mifflabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

4. Never paint your legs cyan.

5. Never sit in holy places.