Wipyimdum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful dragon.

Wipyimdum created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipyimdum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wipyimdum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wipyimdum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wipyimdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not name children after grasshopers.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.