Yatt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving salamander.

Yatt created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yatt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yatt's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Yatt loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. You must pray to Yatt nine times a day.

5. Never write about gravity.