Quillpodsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud porpoise.

Quillpodsaf created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillpodsaf, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quillpodsaf, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quillpodsaf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quillpodsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not fashion tools from copper.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray only in shadows.