Jadbegbut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring crane.

Jadbegbut created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbegbut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jadbegbut, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jadbegbut's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Jadbegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Jadbegbut's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.