Likdavlad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent frog.

Likdavlad created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Likdavlad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likdavlad, she will turn you into a rat.

Likdavlad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Likdavlad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Run away if eight sharks approach from the south.

5. Never chant near hamsters.