Jonguddam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy wolf.

Jonguddam created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonguddam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jonguddam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jonguddam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jonguddam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

3. Always obey Jonguddam's priests.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.