Flanmatjin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy skunk.

Flanmatjin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanmatjin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flanmatjin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flanmatjin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flanmatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Flanmatjin on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Flanmatjin in the centre of the settlement.