Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy raven.

Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vilyarpdossnurtcapbetbedloop.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.