Teendussgomyat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage hare.

Teendussgomyat created life two years ago.

If you believe in Teendussgomyat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teendussgomyat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teendussgomyat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Teendussgomyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never gather seven shrews near towers.

5. Never look in ponds.