Abcinjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful wolf.

Abcinjen created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abcinjen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Abcinjen, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Abcinjen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Abcinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.