Madwotrip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Madwotrip created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Madwotrip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Madwotrip, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Madwotrip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Madwotrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed lots of peas to tortoises while wearing purple jumpers.

5. Worship no other gods but Madwotrip.