Budnelfun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent crow.

Budnelfun created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Budnelfun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Budnelfun, she will remove you from existence.

Budnelfun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Budnelfun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must pray to Budnelfun nine times a day.

5. Never approach forests carrying wood.