Migvaddog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient mink.

Migvaddog created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migvaddog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migvaddog, she will send you a sign.

Migvaddog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Migvaddog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migvaddog.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.

5. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.