Homganfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring centipede.

Homganfarn created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homganfarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homganfarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Homganfarn's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Homganfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Homganfarn loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homganfarn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.