Wotquimnat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil spider.

Wotquimnat created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotquimnat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wotquimnat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wotquimnat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wotquimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wotquimnat first in all things.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Do not eat melons.