Pasjighud Rowitmet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair coyote.

Pasjighud Rowitmet created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pasjighud Rowitmet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasjighud Rowitmet, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pasjighud Rowitmet's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pasjighud Rowitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.