Tigbotdub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty rat.

Tigbotdub created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbotdub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigbotdub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tigbotdub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tigbotdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about special relativity near doves while wearing cyan kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.