Fotken is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate
pig.
Fotken created matter eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fotken, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fotken, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Fotken's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Fotken's Holy Commandments1. Never write about chlorophyll.
2. Do not dye your hair yellow.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
5. Do not drink alcohol.