Larnliphub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving faun.

Larnliphub created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnliphub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larnliphub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larnliphub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Larnliphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear green.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Larnliphub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.