Yatflancubbusflowpadgod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient donkey.

Yatflancubbusflowpadgod created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatflancubbusflowpadgod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatflancubbusflowpadgod, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yatflancubbusflowpadgod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yatflancubbusflowpadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Yatflancubbusflowpadgod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.