Jonnibmid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair raven.

Jonnibmid created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonnibmid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jonnibmid, it will turn you into a dog.

Jonnibmid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jonnibmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jonnibmid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Never allow seals to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.