Hothapfub is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty aardvark.

Hothapfub created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hothapfub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hothapfub, she will manifest in front of you.

Hothapfub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hothapfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.