Vilnanrap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient rhinoceros.

Vilnanrap created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilnanrap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vilnanrap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vilnanrap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vilnanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if four nematodes approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.