Jengunnull is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered lobster.

Jengunnull created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jengunnull, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jengunnull, he will strike you with lightening.

Jengunnull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jengunnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.