Rawcudcen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective mongoose.

Rawcudcen created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcudcen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawcudcen, it will send you a sign.

Rawcudcen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rawcudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Rawcudcen loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never think about amino acids.