Teen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental camel.

Teen created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Teen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Teen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with brown markings.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Do not resist chaos.