Cadbagshav is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind crocodile.

Cadbagshav created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadbagshav, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadbagshav, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cadbagshav's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cadbagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.