Gennilfar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful hyena.

Gennilfar created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennilfar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gennilfar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gennilfar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gennilfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with orange.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.