Bogwodkab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent wombat.

Bogwodkab created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogwodkab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogwodkab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogwodkab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bogwodkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if four geese approach from the south.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.