Ortbonkhab Hatfutyakwodvagfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional frog.

Ortbonkhab Hatfutyakwodvagfab created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortbonkhab Hatfutyakwodvagfab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ortbonkhab Hatfutyakwodvagfab, she will turn you into a rat.

Ortbonkhab Hatfutyakwodvagfab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ortbonkhab Hatfutyakwodvagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never bounce near swans.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Feed all hungry ants.